Greg Oden's Tonsils

The Portland Trail Blazers have reported #1 draft pick Greg Oden will miss the remainder of the Las Vegas Summer Leauge due to a tonsillectomy. Don't worry, Greg will be fine; Blazer owner and mega billionaire Paul Allen will be flying three of the world's best doctors directly to Portland to perform the procedure. Doctors Doug Ross, Doogie Houser and Captain Hawkeye Pierce will be landing at Portland International Airport any day now to remove Oden's enflamed tonsils.

Much has been said about Oden's Vegas performance, worrying some that he is been over-hyped coming out of Ohio State. Oden is a stude, he was quoted, 'There's no excuses, because I was out there playing. And if I'm playing, I'm playing, so if I have a bad game, it's not on my tonsils, it's on me.' Although still bitter about not picking #1 The Logo, Memphis GM Jerry West is rumored to be interested in signing Oden's tonsils to a 1 year mid-level exception for the upcoming season. An unidentifed NBA GM said, 'Oden's tonsils will be good, damn good. 10 and 7 plus quality D every night this year. From then on they will only improve. Were talking All Star games within 2-3 years. West is making a good move.' Here is the scouting report on Greg Oden's tonsils;

Here is another famous tonsil shot: