NEWS FLASH!! Darius Miles has officially been named a consumer and is no longer considered a basketball player per the blog, Legendary Ticket. The ex-athlete's career was cut short buy his lack of competitive fire and desire to, 'chill out, watch Scarface and buy sh*tt.' Darius has been excelling at his new career; the future shopping HOFer can be seen below buying an Iphone. Shopper #23 may have said, 'Shopping is my J-O-B and that's tight, you know? But it's like I do want to be remembered for more then just my skillz in busting out the American Express card! So here's a look at my summer.'
What else has Darius Miles been up to this Summer???
Here it looks like Darius has been skiing and doing Karaoke. Not seeing any basketball yet.. 
At least Darius's god given athletic ability isn't going to waste, looks like he's into a ballet! There he is playing the guitar, sticking to his strict hot dog diet and riding a carousel. Man, I hope he finds some time to get lost this summer.
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